therailz:

when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it

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1 week ago // 303,296 notes

nodamncatnodamncradle:

i would be the absolute worst dog show judge ever

all of them would win

it would be chaos

1 week ago // 4,190 notes

high-landers:

When you smell the dank in public and don’t know from where.image

1 week ago // 8,156 notes

how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore

1 week ago // 337,068 notes

mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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1 month ago // 413,503 notes

coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

1 month ago // 371,833 notes

alex-clover-sam:

Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.

(Source: jimmyfallonofficial)

1 month ago // 211,343 notes